Yay! Another internet "journalist" got a great story out of tricking guys who are trying to meet ladies. Wow, those men who using online dating sites sure are sad aren't they? I wonder if her follow up story is going to be about putting up fake handicap parking signs and laughing at the people who try to park there. » 1/06/14 4:39pm 1/06/14 4:39pm

I can tell you why: development executives. 2013 was the year my screenwriting career finally started to take off, which meant constant meetings with development executives, and they all seemed to have the same notes. 1) the main character has to be the only person who could possibly be the hero of this script. They… » 12/24/13 9:07am 12/24/13 9:07am

Hmmm... Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman didn't work. David E. Kelly's Wonder Woman didn't work. Allen Heinberg's Wonder Woman didn't work. Hey, why don't we try letting a woman have a crack at Wonder Woman? Of course that doesn't make any sense. What would female writer/directors know about great action movies? I'm off to… » 12/04/13 2:35pm 12/04/13 2:35pm

Eh, this is kind of dumb. These banks will always make money. They'll just find new ways to screw over their depositers or squeeze more cash out of the Government than all the "Welfare Queens" in the history of the program. We all know how capitolism works. Banks can cheat, steal, and change the rules in their favor to… » 11/15/13 4:34pm 11/15/13 4:34pm

What you don't understand is that a white guy working on Wall Street who breaks the law is necessary to the economy, and poor black guy who breaks the law is a danger to society that must be croweded into one of our privately run jails. » 11/11/13 5:04pm 11/11/13 5:04pm

Have you ever watched the documentary about Conan on the road between his NBC and TBS gig? My favorite part is just how awfully he treats Jack MacBrayer. Two comics who are great at walking that line when you don't know whether or not it's a bit. » 11/01/13 12:14pm 11/01/13 12:14pm

I keep reading these stories on Jezebel (in between them making internet celebrities out of anyone who puts on black face), and I can't help wondering what you're trying to say here. "Ladies, go get as drunk as you want because if you get raped, it's not your fault." I agree that women should be able to go out and party… » 10/29/13 5:14pm 10/29/13 5:14pm

Women, listen to TheLastGunfighter. If you don't want to be in this position, never share intimate photos and share them with TheLastGunfighter. Just to be safe, never say anything intimate to him, because he might share it online. In fact, never get naked around TheLastGunfighter because he might go online and… » 10/04/13 11:55am 10/04/13 11:55am

BuiltLikeABulldog is right. If people want to kill our kids, they'll find a way. We're not going to stop them with a gun ban, a knife ban, or any time of ban. We should just go ahead and shoot all children in the face to get it over with. Thanks BuiltLikeABulldog, for pointing this out. » 1/10/13 4:24pm 1/10/13 4:24pm

I'm so glad that I've been reading Jezebel. It has really helped me out on the dating front. I've learned that the only women on OkCupid are there to write tumblr accounts making fun of men's profiles, and that if I speak to a woman with any intention of flirting, that I'm a horrible man driven by his genitals. With… » 12/19/12 7:41pm 12/19/12 7:41pm

Every time I read an article a woman writes about OkCupid, they always talk about how the only messages they get from guys are essentially them grunting "ur hot, i lik bitches." I take my time to write what I think is a witty, intelligent response to something that sticks out in a women's profile, and I hardly ever get a … » 11/07/12 1:43pm 11/07/12 1:43pm